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2018-11-24:  "Re: Useful and important" by Trip
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2018-10-25:  "Re: Road to El Dorado" by Trip

11 December 2018 - Tuesday

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10 December 2018 - Monday

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9 December 2018 - Sunday

It's the yearly gingerbread party! The party was kind of thin this year because apparently a lot of people were sick, but I listened to people talk, and ate way too much Party Snack™ and even decorated half of a house. I am still terrible at parties, though.


Interspecies Reviewers vol 1 (Amahara, masha) is a little bit sexy but mostly ridiculous, because how can reviewing brothels in a fantasy setting be otherwise? It's also mostly straight, although they at least acknowledge there are women and queer people &c. Also, bonus points for knowing that hyena girls are better hung than you.


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8 December 2018 - Saturday

Hurray, it's turkey chili!


  • Sailor Moon Super S 134: Maybe Chibi-Usa didn't imagine Pegasus after all!
  • Non Non Biyori 7: There must be many dedicated and competent teachers in Japan, but you wouldn't know it by watching anime.
  • BBK/BRNK 1-2: No one hates it yet!
  • Love, Chuunibyo, & Other Delusions 2.11: Still adorable.

Words: 153.

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7 December 2018 - Friday

Hurray, there's a new The Good Place! The major plot twist makes it seem like a season finale, but it's only episode 3.9! Were there three double-length episodes earlier? It's tagged as #36 overall, so maybe. I haz a confuze.


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6 December 2018 - Thursday

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5 December 2018 - Wednesday

After missing two weeks due to holiday gluttony and the opposite of fun, we (minus Brooks) gathered to eat Korean food and 13th Age. We were successful at one of these, but less so the other. I guess you do need a brain for gaming, otherwise you end up making plans like falling over dead and exploding into flames while in disguise and then running away.


Words: 122.

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4 December 2018 - Tuesday

Avalon is still alive, but her job is still horrible. :(


EDENS ZERO (Hiro Mashima) is a new series by the same person who wrote the wildly popular Fairy Tail, and seems to have the three important elements for shounen manga: a male character with improbable fighting skills, a female character with breasts, and an animal mascot.


Words: 108.

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3 December 2018 - Monday

I don't want to get up and start a work week, I want to stay in bed forever, because it's December.


Words: 177. New keyboard is loud, because mechanical, and a little confusing because I'm used to my old keyboard that had the CMD key in the wrong place, but otherwise very satisfactory. Which it should be, for that price!

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2 December 2018 - Sunday

Once again, it's PAD&D5!

Having survived both the fight scene where the ground was literally lava (monsters) and the following epic "Yo Momma" competition, the somewhat hungover Heroines of Red Larch set forth to rescue the innocent hostages in the encounter when they were flung into the elemental planes (weeks ago in their personal time, later this morning by objective calendars).

Unfortunately, despite Mara's abuse of the rust bag of tricks to get a riding lion for herself and a riding goat for Hazelrae, the Heorines are still on the road when they encounter many of the people they hope to rescue, dragging a seige engine under guard by [SPOILER] and associated monsters. The enemy riders race back, presumably to fetch reinforcements, leaving the Heroines to defeat a bunch of [SPOILER], a few [SPOILER], a surprise [SPOILER] that almost eats Rimardo, and the horrifying [SPOILER]. It's not an easy fight, but eventually the Heroines rescue Rimardo and do away with the [SPOILER] and all the other enemies. None of the hostages are even hurt much! However, they do need to be escorted to safety, and the Heroines need to regroup and recharge before going to rescue the others.


Words: FAIL. I can't be expected to work without commas!

Weak total: 1158.

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1 December 2018 - Saturday

Nonny had his birthday party with other kids today, so the usual evening schedule was disrupted, but he was so happy with his new mermaid tail blanket that we can't complain!

  • Non Non Biyori 6: This is not the show in which things happen, is it?
  • My Hero Academia 61-63: Yep, that's pretty much the only way Bakugo can express his feelings. But they are valid feelings! And now it is the end of season 3, so we will have to watch something else until season 4 is out!

I had more thoughts about not-Starfinder, but what even is the point?


Words: 47, because my keyboard suddenly stopped producing commas! (And less-than signs, but I don't write HTML by hand as much now that I have Scrivener.) This is awkward.

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30 November 2018 - Friday

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29 November 2018 - Thursday

We tried watching some Brooklyn Nine-Nine, but apparently Marith has gone off it.


Because I'm still not very sensible, I was thinking about aliens and inventing details of the star dragons and their three life stages of which the middle one is playable, but then I realized that's not the indie way. Give the players just the core, and some leading questions about what's probably important, and let them go from there.

"Dozens of non-sapient (but adorable) juveniles of your species merged to form you. You are larger and stronger than most sophonts, even humans, but without the hyperactive need for constant motion. The right single action at the right moment is more effective than any amount of warm-blooded scurrying, and in the meantime, there is contemplation to be done. Someday, if you live long enough, if you are worthy, the correct action will be to merge with thousands of others to form a star dragon, glorious and terrible and with concerns that your present self cannot imagine."

"Questions: What is your species like? Reptilian? Insectile? Crab-like? Amphibian? Pick two capabilities you have: (list of things like natural weaponry, really big, breath underwater, etc). How do the juveniles live? Who takes care of them? Juveniles can do something you can't; what lost ability do you miss? Who decides when you are worthy to ascend? How do they judge you? How do they decide who you will merge with? What mystery of the universe is associated with the star dragons?"

Only, you know, better written.


Words: 245.

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28 November 2018 - Wednesday

No 13th Age, Ken is sick. Neither Marith nor I is, so probably it's not something he got from Roseville? Who knows, though.


Oh, that's how the doom of Over the Garden Wall is resolved. Well, okay, then!


Bring the Fire (Craig Schaefer) wraps up the "Wisdom's Grave" trilogy and in fact brings all four of the author's fantasy/horror serieses to a conclusion in which all mysteries are explained and many villains get their comeuppance. It is a little too concrete and mundane in some ways for the subject matter, but it does wrap things up, and set up for a vast future of [SPOILER] and [SPOILER] and despair, so that's... good?


Words: 220. Maybe it will work better this way?

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27 November 2018 - Tuesday

Words: 211, still meh.

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26 November 2018 - Monday

Boo, Monday!


Hurray, Avalon! Although her life is very frustrating because of humans.


Hurray, Mars Mole!


Marith and I managed to watch the next four episodes of Over the Garden Wall. Wait, there are only like two more?! But, the doom! How will the doom be resolved?


Because I am very foolish, I had to think about better ways to do Starfinder. I mean, other than just taking all the D&D out.

D&D is always, "humans can be any class, can have a bonus to any stat are super-diverse, but nah. If other species have to be stereotyped, then humans are space orcs. Give them extra hit points or harm slots or whatever, or let them keep rampaging for a bit after being mortally wounded, or both, and maybe some extra strength; they already have the belief that honor and glory come from murdering other sophonts and the inability to form bonds with anyone they haven't met in person.

Since all other species are being made up from whole cloth, we can add to the effect by making them some combination of smaller, more physically specialized, or less vigorous than humans. Like, a giant lizard alien that's stronger than human would be okay if it were also pretty torpid. Oh, and any specialization should not be long-distance running, let humans have one bonus that's not murder-related.

It's no longer the 1950s, so we don't have to believe that the 6' tall, strong-jawed American man is the evolutionary optimum all other planets vainly strive for, but probably playable species should be somewhat humanlike. (Rats with flamethrowers, for example.) Since we're in the fantasy genre, we can blame this on supernatural forces (which also shortens the timeline so it's reasonable to have comparable species coexisting). Maybe the Universal Mother Goddess has a face like a human's (for compatability with existing fantasy art, probably breasts too). Maybe the stars in the local cluster formed from a nebula with a high concentration of the Man rune. Maybe the Ancients put like with like when they stocked habitable planets so that every species would have somewhat compatible neighbors. Etc.

Ugh, too much thinking about something no one cares about! Blargh.


Words: 258, but meh.

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25 November 2018 - Sunday

I did some shopping and stuff, like a responsible adult, but nothing interesting.


Words: 159.

Weekly total: 595, but it was only a fraction of a week.

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24 November 2018 - Saturday

Roseville Thanksgiving! As usual, Al and Sherilyn were wonderful hosts, and I was a mediocre guest.

Besides the important events of eating ridiculous amounts of food and taking kids to the park, we played Azul (I'm still terrible at it) and Roll for the Galaxy (still terrible at this too), and broke open and played Sagrada (a new thing to be terrible at). Some people played Gloomhaven, but it only has room for four players, so I read Lies Sleeping.

Marith played a little bit of games with us, but mostly she slept. She was better at sleeping than me, though, so I can't complain.

On Friday night, Robert ran the Sentinel Comics RPG quickstart adventure with pregen characters. It went pretty well! The system is simple and not rigorous, about like Marvel Heroic Roleplaying (from which I suspect it is partially descended), and also like any of the Marvel RPGs, it seems intended mostly for playing characters from the comics, written up by the developers. It's just that the Sentinels comics don't actually exist. Anyway, many spiderbots were defeated and a good time was had by all. (I am terrible at playing a speedster/gadgeteer, but in a different way than I am terrible at board games. Or maybe the same way.)

Because he is into Pathfinder, Al had the Starfinder core book lying around and Dave, Ken, and I all flipped through it to varying degrees. The cover art has a rat with a flamethrower, which is promising, and the game does have some ideas that are not terrible at first glance, like the bug people who are a defective offshoot of the Hive-Mind Space Locust Menace, and the star/black hole-themed space paladin class, and hyperdrive that tears pieces off other planes, but it also has hit points per level and spell slots per day and endless lists of weapons and feats which are almost all useless because there are only a handful of optimal builds. Space fantasy could be interesting, but not if I have to slog through D&D to do it. (Scum and Villainy would probably work with little change if you didn't mind the mission-oriented structure.) Also, more game designers need to read tumblr so they don't feel obliged to make stereotypical hulking lizard guys with a brutal yet somehow honorable warrior culture to be space orcs when humans fill that niche perfectly.

I thought I was doing okay after about two days of sleeping not in my own bed, but then I yelled at Ken over something completely trivial. Probably this means I should always stay home and never visit again.

When I got home, I actually had energy like you're supposed to after a vacation! But I used it all on chores and saving Marith from a giant bug.


Lies Sleeping (Ben Aaronovitch) is the seventh and apparently last of the "Rivers of London" series. At least, it wraps up the plot threads from the first book until now, even though there is clearly a lot of other stuff that is or could be happening in that world. A series with Abigail, and maybe witch girl from the sixth book and some of the younger rivers who are not down with the status quo, could be awesome.


Words: VACATION.

Useful and important by marithlizard (Wed Nov 28 19:31:14 2018)

Saving me from the giant bug was EXTREMELY important and useful! And I did worse than you at the games we played, so nyah, or something. And Robert seemed very happy about the Sentinels game, so you were a good enough player to support rather than traumatize the relatively inexperienced GM :)

Re: Useful and important by Trip (Thu Nov 29 13:23:29 2018)

It was definitely a very impressive bug.

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20 November 2018 - Tuesday

Last Dragon Standing (Rachel Aaron) wraps up the "Heartstriker" series. I don't think I'm spoiling anything by saying it is pretty much a happy ending, but there is a lot of drama where one failed roll could have ruined everything. Also, there may be mushy stuff.

The new "Rivers of London" book is out, so I reread The Hanging Tree (Ben Aaronovitch) to make sure I'm ready. Oh, that's how that worked out, right!


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19 November 2018 - Monday

Out of a probably self-destructive desire to not miss too much work, I took the earliest eye doctor appointment I could, which meant getting up an hour and a half early. This did not lead to keeping my eyes wide open, but eventually they were certified as "no worse than expected" which really is probably about the most I could have hoped for.

Now I can try to get glasses that are not ancient and terrible. (I don't need my eyewear to be +10 levels, really.)


A Dragon of a Different Color (Rachel Aaron) is the fourth book in the "Heartstrikers" series. The antagonists' plans are really getting going now, but most of the book is cosmology and talking to spirits, so that's cool.


Words: 214.

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18 November 2018 - Sunday

No gaming, only Zuul. And a new microwave.


Since we're all caught up on The Good Place, Marith and I watched the first four episodes of Over the Garden Wall. Well, that was spooky. And also nonsensical. And what's up with the turtles?


The second omnibus of Dragon Half (Ryusuke Mita), containing the original volumes 3-4, continues well past where the anime ended and not very productively. It seems like side quests on side quests, which offer lots of room for gags, but at least the in the previous omnibus it seemed like the gags were in service of something.


Words: 147.

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17 November 2018 - Saturday

Nonny's wish for his birthday dinner was sushi with videos and capsules, and so that is what we did! Then he got presents and also cake!

  • Sailor Moon Super S 131-132: More monsters oppressing girls' beautiful dreams, but it does them no good. As usual, the biggest threat to Sailor Moon's success is Usagi.
  • Non Non Biyori 4: Wow, an airplane!
  • My Hero Academia 53-56: Apparently there's a reason UA has the reputation it does. (And it's all because Eraserhead is such a tsundere.)

Words: 181.

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16 November 2018 - Friday

Yay, more The Good Place! In 3.7 and 3.8, we get to see how weird humans are, how annoying demons are, and how awesome Janet is.


Words: 139.

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15 November 2018 - Thursday

Ken lured me to play Gloomhaven, but although we successfully defeated a large map full of annoying monsters at difficulty +1, it took until almost 23:00. This just does not work.


Minimum Wage Magic (Rachel Aaron) is the first of a spinoff series from the series about the dragons in a not-at-all-Shadowrun future of returned magic. Mostly it is about a young mage with a complicated backstory trying to make her way in the sketchy city-of-no-laws. There is a hot guy, and also annoying loan terms.


Prism is a hard game to describe. It's very simple and diceless, everyone is merperson and probably queer, it's about conflict resolution and relationships, the art is sexy (because yes, that kind of relationship is definitely included) but too abstract to be NSFW. It is not an action-adventure game.


Words: 141.

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14 November 2018 - Wednesday

Once again, it is time for 13th Age and Indian food!

This session was spent entirely in exploration of a creepy cave city full of magical nonsense and deranged cultists. We're pretty sure it's the right place, we just need to figure out what to do to it.


Words: 144.

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13 November 2018 - Tuesday

Ghirardelli has been off his feed a bit lately, so Marith helped me cart him to the vet. Highways are difficult, but we made it eventually, and Ghirardelli was very well-behaved and did not give the vet or the vet-techs any trouble at all. (Because he is an excellent kitty.)

Now his neck lump is drained, and tomorrow we will know the results of his blood work, and he did eat some when we got home, so probably he will be okay.


Words: 206.

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12 November 2018 - Monday

It's Veterans' Day (or Remembrance Day, if you're in a country that prefers peace to war), so no work for me. Instead I went shopping, and then went shopping some more. Now my clothes have a better place to live than a laundry hamper. Also I had to throw away a bunch of old clothes, so they are no longer taking up space in my closet.

It's Holiday Candy Season at Trader Joe's.


Words: 155.

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11 November 2018 - Sunday

The air is still full of smoke, so Dave and I walked less briskly to PAD&D5, but were not overrun by fires.

As the Heroines of Red Larch finally emerge from the depths, their new friend [SPOILER] is surprised to be abducted for a talking-to by [SPOILER], but it's not really the Heroines' problem. They hardly knew the guy!

Their great tour of the planes of existence has returned them a couple of days before they were banished, so the Heroines consider averting the whole somewhat embarrassing episode, but decide to leave the fabric of time intact for now and instead head for Red Larch, where they know trouble is about to happen.

Fortunately, Red Larch has levelled up militarily since the Heroines first visited, but unfortunately, the trouble knows that Red Larch has Heroines, and has laid a clever ambush for them. As the Heroines approach the gate, suddenly EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE! This is extremely inconvenient in many ways, but although things look bad for a bit, the Heroines manage to defeat the enemy leaders and the ambush falls apart. The town is saved! (More saved than it would have been on its own, anyway.)

After an all-night victory party (long rests are for wimps!), the Heroines head out to rescue the village that was taken when they were banished. Surely the enemy will not expect them to attack immediately after the banishment!

Next session is 2018-12-02, it looks like.


Words: 166.

Weekly total: 1237. Ugh.

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